well friends.......here i have some innovative tips or idea to gift a gals........all ideas r diffrent.......


well i read somewhere GENIUS is a person who not only do the diffrent
things but do the things diffrently............so i m sharing some
ideas with u.........it is funny but somehow meaningful n eye opening
also.................as it proovs mehngaai n inflation n care taking
attitude.........



tips:-



1)  don't give her choclates or cadbury bcoz u know it's
harmful......kabhi kabhi us mein se kide bhi nikalte  hai so better u
give 500 gm pedha aur burfi aur halwa or else mithai........if she
stare u than says i belive in share sweetness n give sweetness in heart
n mouth n in mind..........and extra advantage woh yeh mithai apne ghar
pe le jaake apne parents  ko bhi khila sakti hai by telling lies as
PRASAD......hehehehe



2) 
no need to give her FLOWERS  or GREETINGS.......bcoz flowers has less
life and by giving greetings u also affecting and damging the pollution
n deforestation bcoz aise sab BF roz greetings dene lage toh socho
kitne ped katte hoge duniya mein.........so AVOID also VALENTINE GIFTS 
n GREETINGS ALSO....................



3)
don't be smarty and never ever gift any PUPPY DOG,TORTOISE or CAT to
her.....b'coz  that pet decrease ur value n importance from her
life..........socho ho sakta hai PET gift karne ke baad woh tumse
jyaada uss JAANWAR kii care kar sakti hai.........so BEWARE FROM DOG N
PETS in LOVE n avoid it.....................



4)
never take her in restaurant/ LONG DRIVE............b'coz she order
heavy price item like pizza or else in big hotel but she eat only 2
bytes n waste n left else......u even not finish it or parcel it at
home.......our forefathers also said "wastage of food is sign of
poverty....."so in restaurant there is waste of money.....n no
PRIVACY,,,,,,and in LONG DRIVE........traffic eats ur almost
time........jisse baate kam hogi aur pollution se headache hoga aur
mood off.........aur aaj kal PETROL/DIESEL bhi kitne costly
hai.........that also wastage of money....



5)
you can gift her half dozen bananas or seasonal fruit like
litchi,water-melon or even 1 kg tomatoes  or carrot.........n if she
stares u with anger pursuades her that" DARLING i m so health concious
and aware 4 ur health so i gift u this fruits which make ur face
glowful with huge amt of anti occidents n elements and with exact amt
of calories which needed 4 ur fitness..........."



6)
never gift her ornaments or jewellery like pandle chain or bangles or
earings.......bcoz GOLD is so costly so it is out of our hand and never
gift immitation or bentex or 1GM jewellery......b'coz may b she blame
on u that ur love is also impure n immitated n less valuable as just
like 1GM.....hehehehe





i
know it make u laugh but open ur eyes against mehngaai but it is my
genius idea which i think but coincidently i haven't any girl friend so
i not tried it yet.......but i never feel any shy 2 use above
ideas......b'coz  i feel n i hope if she loves me, she also loves my
style n my motto behind to gift that kind of above precious
gifts...........